Master, ikhaya lo mgangatho we-matrasi wasentwasahlobo zha umgca ah

'Nkosi, ekhaya le spring umatrasi umgangatho hayi ok ekuqaleni emehlweni, nje ukuba ndivule i-drill evaliweyo kwixesha elidlulileyo, yintoni i-matrasi yasentwasahlobo, 'i-sheved shit ndikunika yazisa, isecaleni kwencinci emhlophe, namhlanje ifike endlwini yethu ukwenza undwendwe, kwaye ngokukhawuleza ifumane intlanzi eyosiweyo ukuba idle, ndinike ezimbini ezintsha zindwendwe? 'Bona into oyibonayo! Musa ukunxiba ijezi yigusha? Ufanelwe kubomi bonke unganxibi ijezi yoboya, IQ worry ah ''nkosi ndimhle? Ndosule umlomo wakhe ngelipstick yakho, intle kwaye intle ', 'nditsho! Aniluvuli ucango ndiya kubetha ngqo wangena, ngoku ucango luphukile, ucinga ntoni "nkosi andikho rhabaxa, be I hurt, later you my keys at home, call me to open the door, 'good comfortable ah, open house to feel it's very comfortable, akumangalisi ukuba oobhuti ha bebemthanda kangaka dealer, so nam ndonwabele into entofontofo''nkosi uyabona! Ikati ebhadlileyo iyandihlukumeza ungekho endlini yonke imihla, jonga ndenze ndibe luhlobo luni, ndincede ''nkosi ndiyaphazama, nditye nje intwana yefrentshi, undincedise ukuyichola' 'njani nkosi, kukho into engalunganga? Ndizamile nje ipere yezihlangu ezitsha, unyawo luziva lulungile '' nkosi yam andilunganga, andifanelanga ndihlise ibhegi enkulu yokutya kwenja, kamva ndasebenza njengokutya kwenja kumgangatho ococekileyo ococekileyo, ungakukhathazi ukucoca 'abahlobo befowuni yefowuni kwaye baqhekeke, ukukhwela ibhayisekile ukulungisa, isiphumo sivumele imoto endleleni ukuba inqumle, yawa phantsi, indoda ayinanto. Abanini phantsi nabo banovalo kakhulu ukubona abantu benento abangazange bayenze kamva. Abahlobo bathi kulungile, khupha iselula epokothweni yakhe. Jonga umnini, wamnika ifowuni emva imali yokuqala kude. Ngaba konke oku kulungile? Ngokufuthi uzive ulambile ngexesha lomsebenzi, ungathandi ukutya amashwamshwam, vele uye evenkileni ejikeleza indawo yeziqhamo ukuthenga iziqhamo ukuba batye, ekuhambeni kwexesha kwaye uthenge buddies iziqhamo ezivuthiweyo kwaye uthenge kwiveki edluleyo invoyisi iziqhamo emva kwemini, ukuthengisa iziqhamo abazalwana abadala wathi kum: 'uyenze intombi yam. Ngoko ke inesiqhamo sasimahla sokutya. 'Imeko yanamhlanje sohlukana. Isizathu kukuba ucinga ukuba ndingatya kakhulu! Zibandakanye kwingxoxo ye-intanethi, unyana wesikolo esiphakathi namhlanje kwisidlo sakusihlwa ngexesha lam lokumkhuthaza 'ngoku into abantu abanayo kwinethiwekhi, ndibukele iindaba, kukho amadoda angaqhelekanga angama-gay aguqulwe njengentombazana kunye ne-boy chat, kufuneka uqaphele unyana omncinci. 'Unyana ukhulule irayisi uthe,' ungakhathazeki tata, ndilumke kakhulu, andizukuba yinkwenkwana efunyenwe isazisi. 'Ukujonga abanye abafumene ilayisensi yokuqhuba ngokulula, apha ndingakwazi ukonyuka usuku nako kunzima. I true is too stupid, isifundo awuphumelelanga iimvavanyo ezintathu amatyeli amaninzi? Izolo, umqeqeshi ufuna ndiphinde ndizilolonge imoto endleleni. Ukuqhuba endleleni, ngequbuliso ndafumanisa ukuba kukho umthi ngaphambili, ngequbuliso ugxadazela ukuya ephondweni ngenkani, umqeqeshi wathi ukuba umthi namhlanje unokukunika ukupasa, ndikunqula umfundisi-ntsapho! Umlo oneyure ezimbini, mna nomntakwethu qho xa uBaBa efowunela ubhuti, ndizobe ndiphambili, ndibizwa ungabizi mntakabawo, uBaBa BaBa uqhelekileyo hayi dozen! Lithuba lam lokuba ndenze iimpazamo, ukuba ndibethwe, ecaleni komnakwethu ngehlombe, ndithi, kulungile, ukudlala kakuhle, punch! Baba umlilo, wajika wabetha mntakabawo! Ubhuti usetyenziswa ngenye indlela ukundibetha? Ndisavuyela ngokwenene. .