makemake wale nā kaikamāhine i ka mana!

Ua haʻalele maoli ka Lede Mua iā Dubya? moeʻuhane-
Ua hana ʻo Larry RudolphLaura Bush lāua ʻo Britney Chals iā ia no lāua iho a ua like ia me ka ʻino e like me ka pai apple!
ʻAe, hauʻoli nui ʻoe i ka ʻike ʻana i kēlā mau ʻōhumu?
Ma nā kahua ʻē aʻe, ua ʻike ʻia kahi mea lahilahi i uhi ʻia i ka pale ma luna o kahi mea hana keaka "bomb" nāna i hoʻopau i kona moena hōkele i kēia manawa, a aia kekahi nūhou e makemake a maikaʻi ʻo ia, ua kahiko nō hoʻi.
ʻO ka makahiki makapō e holo nei (ma ke ʻano).
ʻOiaʻiʻo, no ka manawa lōʻihi, i ka wā e hōʻike ai kēia pēpē buxom iā ia iho, ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au --e like me nā \" lepo \"-
I ka hopena, hana pinepine nā ʻano ʻaelike i kēia
ʻOiaʻiʻo, e komo ʻo ia i kahi hiʻohiʻona wahine hou!
ʻAʻole, inaina ʻoe. hoki, lesbian-
E hoʻowalewale iā Donald Trump, kā mākou ta nui.
'A'ole 'o Rosie O'Donnell ke 'ano no laila 'a'ole e loa'a hou nā wāhine
E kiʻi i nā meaʻai maoli mai kāu nemesis Irish.
ʻAe, ma ke ala, no nā ʻano goss gaga a pau e hopohopo nei ʻo wai paha kēia kaikamahine ʻino, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole ʻo Jessica bila, ʻaʻole ʻo evah!
Pono ʻoe e ao ʻia: ʻaʻohe mea hoʻohālikelike ma waena o kā mākou kaikamahine pohihihi a me kāna lepo lepo (
ʻOiai akamai loa i nā ʻano he nui)
Boyfriend, hoʻohana kona ola i kāna wahine e like me ka halepaku. Nui loa!
E ʻoluʻolu e komo koke i ka papahana aʻe!
E ʻoluʻolu e hoʻomaopopo ʻo ka mea e like me ka hoʻopailua ʻia ka moʻolelo o ke aloha hoʻomāinoino i mālama ʻia aʻu i holo ai i ka pule i hala.
ʻO koʻu manaʻo, ʻo ia hoʻi, ua hāʻawi wau i ka ʻike i loko e pili ana i ka Wahine Mua o ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa, ʻo Laura Bush. Es.
ʻAʻole au e noho i ka Hale Keʻokeʻo i kēia manawa.
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Wahi a ka poʻe kaulana ma Wakinekona, ʻo ia-nā mea a pau—
Ua neʻe ʻo Laura i ka Hay nani.
ʻO Adams hotel, no ka mea, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kū hou i ka waina a dubiya.
Ua hōʻole ka Hale Paʻa i ka ʻōlelo. Hoʻomau pinepine.
Ua kāhea wau. He nui. ka nui-
ʻO ke kumu i lohe ai ʻo Moy, ʻo ka "hele i waho" nā mea a pau, no laila e koi aku iā \"Sarah\" mai \"Lady\"
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻo ia ke keʻena paʻi o Bush. Ke hai aku nei au.
ʻO Sarah, a me ke kāne ma laila, e ka haku.
Pono maoli ka hui media o Bush e hele mai i Hollywood e aʻo koke i ke ʻano o ka bipi maikaʻi loa ---
Ua kāhea ka mea kākau.
\"Aole hiki ia'u ke kii aku i ka'u wahine.
Ua lawa 'o \"Bush i kēia manawa\", a i 'ole he \"E ho'ouna aku au i kāu leka.
Akā, ua hāmau ʻo Laura Bush i kaʻu nīnau (
ʻAe, he kuleana ko ka wahine mua i ka pilikino, akā heck, inā nānā ʻo ia mai 1600 Pennsylvania no ke alakaʻi o ka honua manuahi, ʻo ia ka nūhou)
ʻAʻole hiki i kāna mea haʻiʻōlelo ke ʻōlelo me ka hopohopo, honi au i kahi mea ʻino.
Eia kekahi, ua hōʻike pū ʻo DeeCee, kaʻu pākaukau i hilinaʻi piha ʻia, 80-
E hōʻoia he kanalua ʻo Potomacville e pili ana iā Prez (
ʻAʻole ʻo ia i inu)
Inu Hou: Papa DC.
ʻO ia kekahi o kēlā poʻe e kau a launa pū ma ka Hale Keʻokeʻo.
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Dee, ua hōʻike nā hoa hana a me nā lālā i ka wā e kamaʻilio ana me GW. B.
\"Pono ka waha maopopo ole. . .
ʻAʻole wale kāna mau huaʻōlelo maʻamau, haʻalele ʻia, a me ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i ka grammatical i ka wā e kamaʻilio ai, akā ʻo ia hoʻi ka pohihihi i nā haʻiʻōlelo a me nā nīnauele.
"Inā pili paha kēia ʻōlelo lapuwale i ke kumu e hoʻomau ai ʻo Bush i nā hoʻoholo aupuni ʻino, ʻaʻole wau e kamaʻilio wale nei no Iraq i kēia manawa, he mea nui loa ia no nā hana o kēia ʻāina: BritGate!
E hoʻomanaʻo, ua haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe i ka pule i hala ua hoʻoikaika nui ʻo Britney e hoʻomākaukau no ka huakaʻi Blues e hiki mai ana, a ua paʻi ʻia nā ʻāpana o ka moʻolelo e pili ana i kēlā mau lole hoʻomaʻamaʻa pupule.
Mai ko mākou holo ʻana i ka papahana, ua pana ʻo Paps iā ia i kekahi mau pāʻina ʻano ʻē. Akā ʻulaʻula i kēia manawa. Hua'ōlelo Wela B. S.
Ua hoʻokuʻu au iā Larry Rudolf a hoʻolimalima hou iā Leslie Sloan zenick ma ke ʻano he loio, a ua makemake au e kiʻi pololei mai kāna ʻelele.
No laila, hoʻouna au iā Lesley i leka uila e nīnau ana inā ua mākaukau maoli ka poʻe Pelekania no kāna huakaʻi hoʻi mai ma ka Hale Hula Millennium no nā manawa he nui.
"Ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i kāna album ma ke keena," wahi a Curt. \". (
ʻIke loa, ʻaʻole i ulu ʻo Leslie i kahi ʻano nani. hoki Hema! )
ʻAe, ua maikaʻi, akā pehea ka huakaʻi i lohe ʻia? S.
Pono wau e nānā i kekahi mau mele hou, he aha ka mea e hana nei me ia a me Larry, ʻo ia ka Q-kuni i koʻu lolo-
Nau no hoi au.
Manaʻo paha ʻaʻohe mea ʻo Gabbin oihana, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻo Rudolf, ka luna hoʻomalu i ʻōlelo ʻia ua hoʻokuke ʻia, ʻo ia pū me B. S.
No ka mea, ʻoi aku ka nui o nā pimples ma mua o kāna ipo.
Akā, no ʻoe wale nō.
Nā lawelawe, a me kekahi mau scoopage hou aku: source veddy, veddy kokoke i ka piha kaumaha sitch e haʻi iā Moy, ʻoiai ʻo Microsoft.
ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua kipaku paha ʻo Es iā Rudolf a ʻaʻole ʻae ʻia ʻo ia e hana pēlā ma lalo o ke kānāwai.
Ma nā ʻōlelo kānāwai ʻē aʻe, ua haʻi ʻia mai iaʻu e kahi mea hoʻomoana ihe kokoke i ka hoʻokūkū ʻo Dixi i manaʻo ʻo Rudolf e paʻa mau ana ʻo ia i ka ihe, ʻaʻole wale i ka pono (
Makemake ʻo ia e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka spirce, e like me nā miliona mau makahiki, i kēia manawa).
E like me ka ʻōlelo a goss e hana ana ʻo Britney i kahi album hou, ʻo ke kumu nona ka ʻike pilikino i nā mea a pau ma Beretania i kāʻili maikaʻi i \"he aha album\". Ua haʻi aku ʻo Ms.
E Spirce, eia ʻoe e hui a mākaukau paha e lilo i pro a lawe mai i kekahi mea iā Bridget Moynahan, nāna i kūʻai i nā lole komo i brumi, Century City.
E hoihoi hou anei ka pēpē mua a Tom Brady? Ua ho'āʻo ʻo ia e hoʻowalewale, a i ʻole makemake wale ka makuahine e kali nei e ʻimi i kahi mea sexy nona iho, a no kēlā me kēia kumu, ua nānā ʻo ia i ka \"maʻamau maʻamau pajamas i hōʻike ʻia:\" Hapai loa, kiʻekiʻe loa, lahilahi loa. \".
"Inā ʻike ʻoe iā ia ma hope, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike he preggers ʻo ia," wahi a lākou. \".
Ma hope o ka māhele koʻikoʻi ma kahi ʻē aʻe, ua ola kekahi wahine. . .
Aia ʻo Sophia Bush me kona mau kaikuahine.
ʻAe, ʻo ia ka ʻohana.
ʻO ka Troy mua he "hōʻailona kaulana" ma ke Kulanui o Kaleponi Hema, kahi i lawe ai i nā kiʻi a pūlima pū me ke kaikamahine hauʻoli. Soph-
He pālule lacoster melemele a me nā jeans ka pēpē.
Ua ʻōlelo koʻu ʻano, \"ʻoi aku ka nani a ʻoi aku ka nani --\" saccharine spy.
E like me chummy ma kahi ʻē aʻe. . .
Ua kamaʻilio hohonu ʻo JC Chasez me kahi ʻōpuʻu keikikāne. ʻO ka post-
ʻO ka hoʻomaka mua ʻana o ka "ma ka ʻāina wahine" ma ka Cabana Club i ka Pōʻakahi. ʻO ke keikikāne uliuli i mua o nā maka
Ua ʻaʻahu ʻia ʻo Beibei Boud, i ʻaʻahu ʻia i ka lole ʻeleʻele ʻeleʻele, i kāʻei ʻia i kahi scarf hina hina me he mea lā e hele ana ʻo ia i ke anuanu Arctic tundra.
Hele mai, kaikunane. ʻo ʻApelila ia ma Gehena. ʻAi.
ʻAʻole ʻino loa ka makani ma ka lua!