vasikana vanongoda kuve nesimba!

Mukadzi wekutanga akaenda kuDubya zvechokwadi here? hope dzakatendeuka-
Nightmare ditch maneja Larry RudolphLaura Bush naBritney Chals vakazviitira ivo pachavo uye zvaive zvakaipa kunge apple pie!
Oh, unofara here kuona goss avo?
Pane imwe nzvimbo, chinhu chitete, chakavharwa nejira chakaonekwa pane "bhomba" mutambi uyo achangobva kusvibisa metiresi yake yehotera, uye pane nhau inofarira uye ari kupora, yasakara zvakare.
Iro zera rebofu rave richimhanya (zvichiitika).
Muchokwadi, kwenguva yakareba kudaro, apo uyu mucheche akazviratidza, ndinotenda --sese \"tsvina\"-
Pakupedzisira, mhando dzekondirakiti dzinowanzoita izvi
Zvechokwadi, achapinda mutsva wepabonde!
Kwete, unozvivenga. mbongoro, ngochani-
Seduce Donald Trump, yedu hombe ta.
T \'d type haisi Rosie O\'Donnell saka hauchazove nevamwe vakadzi
Wana chikafu chaicho kubva kuvavengi vako vekuIrish.
Oh, nenzira, nokuti vose gaga goss marudzi ari kunetseka pamusoro ndiani musikana uyu ane misikanzwa angave, kwete, hazvisi Jessica bhiri, hazvisi evah!
Iwe unofanirwa kunyeverwa: hapana kuenzanisa pakati pemusikana wedu asinganzwisisike netsvina yake (
Kunyangwe aine tarenda munzira dzakawanda)
Mukomana, hupenyu hwake hunoshandisa mukadzi wake sechimbuzi. Gross!
Ndokumbira upinde chirongwa chinotevera ipapo!
Veduwe kuti chinosemesawo inyaya yerudo rwemumba inoparadza yandakamhanya svondo rapfuura.
Ndinoreva, kunyanya, ndanga ndichipa ruzivo rwemukati nezve Mukadzi wekutanga weUnited States, Laura Bush. Es.
Ini handisi kugara muWhite House izvozvi.
Iva-
Sekureva kwevanozivikanwa muWashington, it-zvese-
Laura akatamira muHay yakasarudzika.
Adams hotera, nekuti haachakwanisa kumira waini yeDubiya.
White House yakaramba kutaura. Kasingaperi.
Ndakafona. Zvakawanda. Zvizhinji-
Chikonzero chakanzwikwa naMoy ndechekuti munhu wese "akabuda", saka taura "Sarah" kubva kuna "Lady"
Aizviti aive Bush's press office. Ndinozivisa.
Sarah, nemurume ari uko, changamire.
Bush's vezvenhau timu inoda chaizvo kuuya kuHollywood kuti ikurumidze kudzidza nzira yekugona mombe ---
Mutori wenhau akafona.
\"Handikwanise kusvika kumukadzi wangu.
Zvakwana kuti \"Bush is now\", kana kungoti \"Ndichapfuudza meseji yako.
Pane kudaro, Laura Bush akaramba akanyarara nezve kubvunza kwangu (
Ehe, mukadzi wekutanga ane kodzero yekuvanzika, asi heck, kana akatarisa kubva ku1600 Pennsylvania nekuda kwemutungamiri wenyika yemahara, ndiyo nhau)
Uyezve mutauriri wavo haana chaakakwanisa kutaura achivhunduka, ndakanzwa kunhuwa.
Mukuwedzera, DeeCee, dhesiki rangu rakavimbika rakabatana, rakashumawo 80-
Ratidza kuti Potomacville ine kusahadzika nezve Prez (
Haana kumbonwa)
Kunwa Zvakare: Tafura DC.
Ndemumwe weavo vanhu vanotandara uye kushamwaridzana kuWhite House.
Dee akati vashandi pamwe nenhengo ipapo vakashuma vachitaura neGW. B.
\"Panofanira kuva nemuromo usina kujeka. . .
Haasati achingova bedzi manzwi ake enguva dzose, anosiiwa, uye kumonyaniswa kwegirama pakutaura, asi kunonetsa chaizvoizvo mukutaura nebvunzurudzo.
"Kunyangwe izvo zvisina musoro zviri pamusoro zvine chekuita nei Bush achiramba achiita sarudzo dzenyika dzakaipa, handisi kungotaura nezveIraq izvozvi, zvakakosha kune zvinhu zvenyika ino: BritGate!
Rangarira ndakakuudza svondo rapfuura kuti Britney anga achishanda nesimba kugadzirira rwendo rwuri kuuya rweBlues, uye zvikamu zvenyaya yezvipfeko izvi zvekupenga zvekudzidzira zvakatorwa.
Kubva patakaita purojekiti, Paps akamupfura pane mamwe mapato asinganzwisisike. Asi kutsvuka manje. Izwi rinopisa B. S.
Ndakadzinga Larry Rudolf uye ndikahaya zvakare Leslie Sloan zenick semumiriri wake, uye ndaida kuwana scoop kubva kumumiriri wake.
Saka, ndakatumira Lesley email ndichibvunza kana maBritish anga akagadzirira rwendo rwake rwekudzoka kuMillennium Dance Center kwenguva dzisingaverengeki.
\"Akarekodha album yake mustudio," Curt akapindura. \". (
Zviripachena, Leslie haana kukurira munzvimbo inoyevedza. dhongi South! )
Zvakanaka, zvose zvakanaka, asi zvakadini nerwendo rwerunyerekupe? S.
Ini ndinofanira kutarisa mamwe mateki matsva, chii chaizvo chiri kuitika kwaari naLarry, aya ndiwo maQ-kupisa muuropi hwangu-
Ndinofanira kuva wakowo.
Zvakanaka fungidzira kuti hapana munhu ari Gabbin', kusanganisira Rudolf, pro director anonzi akadzingwa, ari naB. S.
Nekuti ane mapundu akawanda kupfuura mudiwa wake.
Howe, kwauri chete.
Masevhisi, uye imwe yekuwedzera scoopage: sosi veddy, veddy ari padyo neakazara sad sitch kuudza Moy, kunyange Microsoft.
Kutaura zvazviri, Es anogona kunge akadzinga Rudolf uye haabvumirwi kuita izvi pasi pemutemo.
Mune mamwe mazwi emutemo, ndakaudzwa nemurwi wepfumo pedyo neDixi showdown kuti Rudolf aifunga kuti akanga achiri akasungwa zviri pamutemo nepfumo, kwete tsika chete (
Anoda kujekesa spirce kumusoro, semamiriyoni emakore, ikozvino).
Sekutaura kunoita goss Britney ari kugadzira dambarefu idzva, tsime iro rinonzwisisa zvese muBritain rakatora "iyi album" zvakanaka. Ms.
Spirce, uripano kuti uungane kana kugadzirira kuve nyanzvi zvakare uye uuye nechimwe chinhu kuna Bridget Moynahan, akatenga zvipfeko zvemukati mubrumi, Century City.
Ko aimbove mwana waTom Brady achave nechido chitsva here? Akaedza kunyengedza, kana amai vakatarisira vaingoda kuzvitsvakira chimwe chinhu chinofadza, uye nechikonzero chipi zvacho, aitarisa \"mapijama epadhesiki akajairika akataurwa: \" Pamuviri pakanyanya, pakakwirira, mutete. \".
\"Ukamuona nekumashure haumboziva kuti ari pregger," vanodaro . \".
Mushure mekuparadzana kwakakomba kune imwe nzvimbo, mumwe mukadzi akapona. . .
Sophia Bush ane hanzvadzi dzake.
Zvakanaka, ihama.
Aimbova Troy aive "muenzi ane mukurumbira akashamisika" paUniversity of Southern California, kwaakatora mafoto ndokusaina nemusikana aifara. Soph-
Mwana akapfeka hembe yero yelacoster nejean.
Munhu wangu akati, \"akanyanya kunaka uye akanyanya kunaka --\" saccharine spy.
Sezvakaita chummy kumwewo. . .
JC Chasez akaita hurukuro yakadzama nemukomana wemukomana. The post-
Kuratidzwa kwekutanga kwe "Panzvimbo Yevakadzi" paCabana Club nemusi weMuvhuro. The blue-Boy pamberi pemeso
Beibei Boud, akapfeka juzi dema, akanga akaputirwa nescarf hombe yegrey sekunge ari kuyambuka nzvimbo inotonhora yeArctic.
Huyai mukoma. ndiApril kugehena. Ay.
Mhepo iri muduru haina kushata!