amantombazana afuna nje ukuba namandla!

Ingaba inenekazi lokuqala lihambile eDubya? iphupha-lijikile-
Umanejala womjelo wamaphupho amabi uLarry RudolphLaura Bush kunye noBritney Chals bazenzele ngokwabo kwaye kwakubi njengepayi yama-apile!
Oh, uyavuya ukubona abo goss?
Kweminye imimandla, into ecekethekileyo egqunywe ngesigqubuthelo yavela "kwibhombu\" yomdlali weqonga osandula ukungcolisa umatrasi wakhe wehotele, kwaye kukho iindaba ezithandwayo kwaye uphilile, nayo indala.
Ubudala obungaboniyo obuqhubeka (ngokoqobo).
Ngapha koko, ixesha elide, xa le buxom baby izibonakalisa, ndiyakholwa --njengayo yonke \"imdaka\"-
Ekugqibeleni, iintlobo zekhontrakthi zihlala zikwenza oku
Ngokuqinisekileyo, uya kungena kwindawo entsha yesini!
Hayi, uyayithiya. iimpundu, iilesbian-
Ukuhenda uDonald Trump, i-ta yethu enkulu.
T \ 'd uhlobo ngokuqinisekileyo ayingoRosie O\'Donnell ngoko awuyi kuba nabasetyhini
Fumana ukondla kokwenyani kwiintshaba zakho zaseIreland.
Owu, ngendlela, kuzo zonke iintlobo ze-gaga goss ezixhalabileyo malunga nokuba ingubani le ntombazana ikhohlakeleyo, hayi, ayilotyala likaJessica, ayilo evah!
Kuya kufuneka ulunyukiswe: akukho kuthelekiswa phakathi kwentombazana yethu engaqondakaliyo kunye ne-dirtybutt yakhe (
Nangona unetalente ngeendlela ezininzi)
Umfana, ubomi bakhe busebenzisa umfazi wakhe njengendlu yangasese. Inkulu!
Nceda ngenisa iprojekthi elandelayo kwangoko!
Nceda uqaphele ukuba into eyonyanyekayo ngokulinganayo libali lothando olutshabalalisayo lwasekhaya endiluqhube kwiveki ephelileyo.
Ndithetha ukuba, ngokukodwa, bendibonelela ngolwazi lwangaphakathi malunga neNenekazi lokuQala lase-United States, uLaura Bush. Es.
Andihlali eWhite House ngoku.
Yiba-
Ngokutsho kwabantu abadumileyo eWashington, yonke into-
ULaura wafudukela kwiHay etofotofo.
Adams hotel, kuba akasakwazi ukumelana ne wayini yase dubiya.
I-White House yalile ukuphawula. Ngokuphindaphindiweyo.
Ndibizile. Kakhulu. Uninzi-
Isingxengxezo awasivayo uMoy sesokuba wonke umntu "waphuma", ngoko ibango "uSarah" kwi "Lady"
Ubanga ukuba yiofisi yeendaba kaBush. Ndiyabhengeza.
USarah, nendoda ephaya, mhlekazi.
Iqela leendaba likaBush lifuna ngokwenene ukuza eHollywood ukuze lifunde ngokukhawuleza eyona nkunzi yenkomo ---
Intatheli yafowuna.
\"Andikwazi ukufikelela kumfazi wam.
Kwanele ukuba \"uBush ngoku\", okanye elula \"ndiya kudlulisa umyalezo wakho.
Ngokuchasene noko, uLaura Bush wahlala wathi cwaka malunga nombuzo wam (
Ewe, inenekazi lokuqala linelungelo lokuba ngasese, kodwa heck, ukuba uphume ngo-1600 ePennsylvania ngenxa yenkokeli yehlabathi elikhululekileyo, ziindaba ezo)
Plus Isithethi sakhe khange athethe nto ethukile, bendinuka kakubi.
Ukongeza, i-DeeCee, idesika yam endiyithembileyo eqhagamshelwe ngokupheleleyo, nayo ixele i-80-
Qinisekisa ukuba iPotomacville inamathandabuzo malunga noPrez (
Zange wasela)
Ukusela Kwakhona: ITheyibhile DC.
Ngomnye waba bantu bahlala kunye nobudlelwane kwi-White House.
UDee uthe oogxa kunye namalungu alapho banike ingxelo ngelixa bethetha neGW. B.
"Kufuneka kubekho umlomo ongacacanga. . .
Asingomazwi akhe aqhelekileyo, izinto azishiyileyo, nokugqwetheka kwegrama xa ethetha nje kuphela, kodwa ngokwenene kuyadida kwiintetho nakudliwano-ndlebe.
\"Ingaba ububhanxa obungasentla bunxulumene nokuba kutheni uBush eqhubeka esenza izigqibo ezimbi zelizwe, andithethi nje nge-Iraq ngoku, kubaluleke kakhulu kwimicimbi yeli lizwe: BritGate!
Khumbula ukuba bendikuxelele kwiveki ephelileyo ukuba uBritney usebenze nzima ukulungiselela uhambo oluzayo lweBlues, kwaye iinxalenye zebali malunga nezo mpahla zokuziqhelanisa eziphambeneyo zafotwa.
Oko siqhuba iprojekthi, uPaps uye wamdubula kumaqela angaqhelekanga kakhulu. Kodwa ubomvu ngoku. Igama elishushu B. S.
Ndamgxotha uLarry Rudolf ndaphinda ndaqesha uLeslie Sloan zenick njengommeli wakhe, kwaye ndandifuna ukufumana i-scoop ngqo kummeli wakhe.
Ke, ndathumela i-imeyile uLesley ebuza ukuba ngaba amaBritane ayelulungele ngokwenene uhambo lwakhe lokubuya kwiZiko loMdaniso leMillennium kangangemizuzu emininzi.
"Urekhode icwecwe lakhe estudio," waphendula uCurt. \". (
Ngokucacileyo, uLeslie akazange akhulele kwindawo entle. iimpundu eMzantsi! )
Kulungile, konke kulungile, kodwa kuthekani ngokhenketho olunamarhe? S.
Kuya kufuneka ndijonge ezinye iingoma ezintsha, yintoni kanye kanye eyenzekayo kuye noLarry, ezi zii-Q ezitshisa ingqondo yam-
Ndimele ndibe ngowakho nam.
Qikelela ukuba akukho mntu unguGabbin osemthethweni \', kuquka uRudolf, umlawuli wepro ekuthiwa ugxothiwe, noB. S.
Kaloku unamaqhakuva amaninzi kunesithandwa sakhe.
Ewe, ngenxa yakho nje.
Iinkonzo, kunye ne-scoopage eyongezelelweyo: umthombo we-veddy, uVeddy usondele kwi-sitch epheleleyo elusizi ukuxelela uMoy, nangona iMicrosoft.
Enyanisweni, u-Es usenokuba wamgxotha uRudolf kwaye akavumelekanga ukwenza oko phantsi komthetho.
Ngamanye amagama asemthethweni, ndaxelelwa ngumkhosi womkhonto kufutshane nomboniso weDixi ukuba uRudolf wayecinga ukuba ubotshwe ngokusemthethweni ngumkhonto, hayi nje ngokuziphatha (
Ufuna ukususa i-spirce phezulu, njengezigidi zeminyaka, ngoku).
Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku i-goss ithi uBritney wenza icwecwe elitsha, umthombo onokuqonda kwayo yonke into eBritane uye wathatha "leliphi icwecwe" kakuhle. Nksk.
Spirce, ulapha ukuze uhlangane okanye ulungele ukuba yingcali kwakhona kwaye uze nento kuBridget Moynahan, othenge impahla yangaphantsi ebrumi, eCentury City.
Ngaba umntwana wangaphambili kaTom Brady uza kuba nomdla omtsha? Wazama ukuhenda, okanye umama okhulelweyo wayefuna nje ukuzitholela into enomdla, kwaye ngenxa yaso nasiphi na isizathu, wajonga "iipjama zedesika eziqhelekileyo ezixeliweyo:" Ukhulelwe kakhulu, uphezulu kakhulu, ubhityile kakhulu. \".
\"Ukuba umbona ngasemva, awusoze wazi ukuba u-preggers," banyanzelisa . \".
Emva kokwahlukana okunzulu kwenye indawo, elinye ibhinqa lasinda. . .
USophia Bush kunye noodade bakhe.
Kulungile, bubuzalwane.
Owayesakuba nguTroy "wayelundwendwe oludumileyo" kwiYunivesithi yaseMazantsi eKhalifoniya kumsitho wesisa, apho wathatha iifoto kwaye watyikitya nentombazana echulumancisayo. Soph-
Umntwana unxibe ihempe yelacoster etyheli kunye nejini.
Umhlobo wam uthe, \"mhle kakhulu kwaye mhle ngakumbi --\"ntlola ye-saccharine.
Njengochummy kwenye indawo. . .
U-JC Chasez wayenengxoxo enzulu kunye nenkwenkwe yenkwenkwe. Isithuba-
Imboniso yokuqala "kuMhlaba wabasetyhini" kwiKlabhu yaseCabana ngoMvulo. Inkwenkwe eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka phambi kwamehlo
UBeibei Boud, enxibe ijezi emnyama, ebhijelwe ngesikhafu esikhulu esingwevu ngokungathi uwela i-Arctic tundra ebandayo.
Yiza, mzalwana. nguApril esihogweni. Hayi.
Umoya kwindawo yokulahla awukho mbi kangako!