Ngaba le yindawo yokubonisa umatrasi evela kurhwebo?

Wanditsweba umntu. Nzima!
Ngaba ndiyifumene kakubi? Okanye le showroom yoomatrasi idume ngazo zonke iintengiso zikamabonakude?
Ukuba ndimi apha kwaye ndijike intloko yam ukusuka ekhohlo ukuya ekunene, kufanele kube ngathi ndiyikhamera kwindawo "yeSikhumbuzo soSuku lweSikhumbuzo.
Owu Nkosi yam, kunjalo! Kuko oku.
Ngenene ndime kwelona gumbi lokubonisa likhulu kumgangatho wesine. indawo yesithili.
Apha kulapho kwenzeka khona yonke imilingo.
Ndiyabheja abantu abaninzi abasoze babone i-high-
Abavelisi boomatrasi behoyilesi kunye neevenkile zasefektri
Nangona kufuneka ndiyivume, le showroom ibonakala incinci kakhulu.
Ndothuswa kukuba bakwazile ukuhlalisa i-mattress enkulu yelizwe kunye nesofa yokulala kwindawo enkulu kangaka, kodwa ndicinga ukuba iyenze yanomtsalane ngakumbi.
Jonga izibane ze-fluorescent, iikhaphethi, imihombiso, kunye neempawu kwi-headboard.
Umntu, ovela eSt. , ezi ndonga zinembali yeshishini ubuncinane iminyaka engama-20.
Patrick's Day yaqhambuka phambi koMbulelo.
Kukho itegi yexabiso elingange-599 yeedola, kanye njengeTang endala elungileyo inkosi yakhe yomandlalo wayikrazula "kuhlaselo lombulali wamaxabiso" ngo-1999.
Ndiyazi ukuba ezo lori kwindawo yokupaka zikhangeleka ziqhelekile kwenye indawo, kodwa ngequbuliso ndiyacinga ukuba: bebedlala indima ephambili ekunyuselweni kwe- \"free delivery Friday\" ehlotyeni lika-2005!
Ngaba umatrasi \"awuthengiswanga ngokwahlukileyo kwixabiso eliphezulu lomandlalo\" ngoSuku lweNkululeko ukuthengiswa?
Umntwana womninimzi unxibe iStatue of Liberty kunye nempahla kaMalume Sam phezu kwebhedi?
Aba bantwana basenokungazi ngoku, kodwa baya kujonga emva kwiminyaka elishumi baze baqonde indlela abanethamsanqa ngayo.
Khawufane ucinge uchitha ubuntwana bakho kwigumbi lokubonisa lokwenyani elineentengiso zemihla ngemihla kumabonwakude. Yhuuuu! Oku kutsha.
Andizange ndibone ezi ribhoni kwiintengiso ngaphambili. Ngaphandle kokuba-oh Thixo wam-
Ngaba bayabhengeza ngoku?
Oku kuya kwenza ubomi bam.
Ukuba ndinokubaxelela ukuba ndibone isibhengezo sentengiso segumbi lomboniso woomatrasi sidutyulwa kufutshane, wonke umntu ekhaya uya kuphulukana naso.
Ndiqinisekile ukuba eli bali ndiza kubalisa kuye wonke umntu endidibana naye kude kube yimini yokufa kwam.
Kodwa andizange ndibone naziphi na iikhamera okanye nabani na onxibe isinxibo, ngoko ke ndicinga ukuba nditsiba umpu. Kakubi kakhulu.
Kufuneka ndiyazi ukuba baya kulinda de kuphume umsebenzi ukuze benze ifilimu yorhwebo ukuze bangaboni zonke iintlobo zezinto ezingaqhelekanga ngasemva.
Madoda, kungamnandi kakhulu ukuba ngomnye wabantu abakwintengiso elele kumatrasi.
Nangona kunjalo, ukuze bahambisane nenkosi yomandlalo, kufuneka babe ngabadlali abaqeqeshiweyo. Yima-ulapha?
Inkosi yomandlalo ilapha nyhani? Ewe! Nanko ke. Wowu.
Ndingumlandeli omkhulu, kodwa andifuni kumkhathaza.
Kusenokwenzeka ukuba abalandeli bebesondela kuye.
Andifuni ukuba luhlobo lomntu-
Kodwa ndizakulifumana nini elinye ithuba? Mr. Garbelli!
Ndiyaxolisa ngokukukhathaza xa uthengisa umatrasi omkhulu kangaka, kodwa ndiyakuthanda kakhulu kunye nomsebenzi wakho wonke.
Oko waba ngumxhasi we-post-80s \"Queen Ghoulie bhanyabhanya eyothusayo yasebusuku\", ndibone yonke intengiso enye oyenzileyo.
Bendisoloko ndikuhloniphile. Ndicinga ukuba intombi yam ixakene nawe.
Liphupha lizalisekile ukuba ekugqibeleni ndikubone. Intoni? Owu.
Ewe, andithengi naziphi na izinto zokulala ezintsha emarikeni ngoku.
Ndiyazi ukuba ucebisa abantu ukuba bangayi kwi-warehouse ngaphandle kokuba bakulungele ukuthatha isivumelwano ebomini, kodwa ndonwabile kakhulu ngomandlalo wam wangoku.
Kodwa ndingafota nawe?
Wowu, wow. Wowu.
Hey mamela ke ndoda ngoba sendinomandlalo ondilisekileyo ayithethi lonto funeka ube sisibhanxa. Umntu.
Lo mfana wayepholile ngaphambili.
Ndicinga ukuba umnikazi walo lonke udumo